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A woman was about to give birth. She was in labor and in great pain. Her husband called the doctor and asked what to do.
Husband: My wife is in labor. What do I do?
Doctor: How long is it between contractions?
Husband: About 10 minutes.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Husband: No you idiot! This is her husband!
*Laughing*